Tucker Carlson JOKES Roy Wood Jr. SHOULD have said @ Correspondents’ Dinner

We got the President Roaster Roy Wood Jr in the studio, fresh off his performance at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. We talk about the jokes he didn’t use, the ones he should have, Trump, Netflix’s Cleopatra and how The Jerry Springer show might look funny in the light. Indulge!

00:00 Roy Wood Jr squirming
01:40 Andrew got the Nation of Islam plug
03:43 Farrakhan the best orator alive?
05:08 Correspondents’ Dinner background & insight
07:11 They didn’t know Roy was nice at stand-up
08:59 Getting selected for the gig - G.S. Warriors involved
10:44 Roy Wood Jr one of less than 15 + style of comedy
11:56 How long to prepare? Changing it up
16:31 Trump was p***y for not turning up
17:26 The School Sh**ting joke + being strategic
20:56 Roy didn’t get the Epstein invitation + no-one policed the jokes
22:28 Roy’s meanest jokes that didn’t make it
26:52 Flagrant’s jokes for Roy - Disney +, Stormy Daniels, Gaping holes
36:48 Roy’s appearance on “Inside Jokes”
38:11 Roy’s scientific style of stand-up - precision
41:55 Roy’s father - Vietnam, South Africa and CSPAN Crackas
43:25 Local reporters first to go + Civil Rights era PTSD
46:32 Kamala got them soft hands + speaking to the attendees
49:27 Feelings at the start and end + Diana Ross is important
53:08 Roy Wood Jr new Inside Joke 
54:27 Roy pissing off Industrial Kool-Aid Complex
55:28 Grandma’s heavies + Peanut Butter & Choc chip cookies are BLACK
01:06:17 Egyptians upset about Netflix Cleopatra
01:08:26 White Jesus and untrustworthy White Pastors
01:11:18 2 girls 1 c**k
01:13:11 Jerry Springer looks funny in the light BUT we loved it
01:20:07 NBA - TV dictated the south’s fav. teams
01:22:28 Alabama ain’t that bad, guys!
01:25:05 Responsibility of giving back + Roy’s criminal past
01:37:19 Akaash’s competing identities + repping your set